If a walrus was in charge

If a walrus was in charge,
We'd have no bananas
If a walrus was in charge,
We'd never wear pajamas

If a walrus was in charge
We'd only live in cold
If a walrus was in charge
We'd be fat, I was told

If a walrus was in charge,
We'd never play football
If a walrus was in charge,
We'd never fit in a hall.

If a walrus was in charge,
Forests we would shun,
If a walrus was in charge,
Our sentences would be "UNH UNH UNH!"