Monday, August 29, 2011


I love to eat hamburgers,
Not the kind you think.
I enjoy most with buns,
ketchup, and meat.

'Well duh' You're thinking,
There is no other kinds
That is actually true.
Sorry for the confusion.

Haiku #17

Do you like rap songs?
I did once, but then I found
Presents needed wrap.

Cereal is AWESOME

Coco Crisp, Honeycomb and Cap'n crunch
The best things to happen since lunch

Fiber, Bran and Wheatabix,
Shoot me in the face to bits.

Gimme the stuff with marshmallows
To avoid all the he**noes.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Customer Service

We pretend we like you,
We pretend we care.
When you are mean,
You get nowhere.

When we call in
You demand a wish
No wonder we're mad
You speak no English

Both sides hate life,
Both sides are nervous
No one wins
Trying to give Customer Service

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The horse and the Spy

A horse and a spy,
Were actually quite spry.

The horse was a nematode
The spy was a regular toad.

The horse's life was grim
Cause the Spy ate him.

Toads eat nematodes*

*This has not been evaluated by the FDA.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The deeper meaning of life

I love it when you look that way'
I love it when you take away
I love it when you give me hay,
Cause we're horses here to stay.

This isn't a love poem

This isn't a love poem,
This isn't a hate one either
This is a poem of nothing
So sit and take a breather.