Friday, November 12, 2010

How to win at stuff

If you always lose at games,
If you always lose the dames,
If you never win the fame
or if you never picture the frame.

You'll always come in last,
Because you're not as fast.
You'll always want to sass
And just sit on the wet grass

I have a secret to win
It's not to have extra fins
It's almost having nice rims,
But its just to practice more.

1 comment:

  1. It seems about right that you WOULD have 'secrets' to win. I have a news flash for you, WC. Either you're made of win, or you're not. But I respect your trying to rise above your genetic station, albeit through means of chicanery and slash or flimflammery. D+