He flies like a plane
She flies like a bird
It flies like a fly
We fly like a turd.
They eat like race car drivers
I eat like lobsters
We eat like cake eaters
You eat like mobsters
Yo smell like summer
Ustedes smell like canned fruit
Tu smell like lobsters
Nosotros smell like boots.
They stir like Japanese
I stir like my crew
You stir like happiness
We stir like hulahoops.
I run like you,
You run like them
They run like us,
We run like fat guys.
So bad it is great.
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