Read at your own risk. Bad & funny poetry done in only one draft. You've been warned!
I notice now a disturbing trend with you and familiarity with animals. A human should have human pride, which I think you are lacking, with your wish to be a breakfast confection married with a dairy product in a none-too-appetizing fashion.Note: Bears are exempt to this, because bears are awesome.You did rhyme though, so my mercy I shower upon you.F+