Friday, November 12, 2010

The perfect food

If I could lose a million pounds
I would do it with tacos,
with cookies or Mounds.

If I could grow another 6 feet
I would eat only fish-sticks,
cereal, and meat.

I tried it one time and failed miserably.
I got even fatter,
and got stuck in a tree.

Then I read about a man, who was just as me
Who only ate a potato,
20 times, or 23.

He lost it all, a million pounds in a week,
Now Ireland is pissed,
'not again you freak.'

1 comment:

  1. So, I you like fish sticks? You like to put fish sticks in your mouth? I always suspected you were a gay fish.... D+ for your courage