Monday, January 3, 2011

Bad metaphor #1

She dances like --- a child desperate to relieve itself after playing hide and seek for an hour, but started having to go right as she hid behind the washing machine, but wanted to win so she didn't move, but she didn't win because she was the second-to-last person to be found, so it  wouldn't have mattered that she just quit that round.


  1. I don't even know where to begin. For the New Years, I resolved to be less critical, but... I mean. Yeah.

    This is like a baby kicking addict seeing a baby just sitting there wanting to be kicked. He shouldn't do it, but its like this baby. Just sitting there. With a kick me sign.

    I said this once. But. Maybe. One. Word. Sentences. IN. ALL. CAPS. WILL. HELP.


    Also, you can't do metaphors because this is a poetry site. FREAKING A.

  2. HOORAY!

    I got an A on this post. .... it was a freaking a, but still. I'll take it nonetheless.

  3. NO. That's like a swear word censored for your sensibilities.

    F minus MINUS.

  4. it had the word "like" in it.

    that makes it a simile.

  5. Hence, the 'Bad Metaphor.' It's part of the joke.