Read at your own risk. Bad & funny poetry done in only one draft. You've been warned!
Monday, January 3, 2011
Bad metaphor #1
She dances like --- a child desperate to relieve itself after playing hide and seek for an hour, but started having to go right as she hid behind the washing machine, but wanted to win so she didn't move, but she didn't win because she was the second-to-last person to be found, so it wouldn't have mattered that she just quit that round.