November

Today is November,
Time to jump and cheer
This month we eat dinners
With applesauce and beer
Never whine about November,
Because if you do
Trolls will came and take you
And put you in their brew.

Today is November
Time to skip and hoot
Soon we'll be eating meat
And cleaning chimneys of soot
November is the last month
With money in our wallet
December will so be here
To empty all our pockets

Forget you December
You make all us poor
Who cares about the kids
Presents come from lore
Buy your own friggin gifts
And give them all to me
I've given you all too much
Nothing is ever free

(Except you wife, I'll give you something. )