Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Spirit of Christmas

For Christmas I wanted to give some gifts.
A train for Cindy, and a doll for Cliff.

Two days before, the Santa man came,
I got a letter from him, that said I'm to blame

A fridge for Timmy, a boy of four
and a gun for Judy, For Mitchell, some chores?

These gifts are not good, and to think they're right,
Is a gross misunderstanding of the Christmas tree light.

I tried again, and went to the store.
Returning the items took me 2 days, plus four

I came back and gave, some presents around
To Cindy a maggot, and for Cliff, some ground.

Timmy got a bottle, full of Nyquil
And Judy got some glass, that got into, Mitchell.

The second time came, and the gift audit came out,
It turns out I give presents like a retarded fat goat.

If I'm to give presents, Saying 'no' I'll begin.
Be grateful for SOMETHING, and don't ask me again.

3 comments:

  1. Santa is what Satan calls himself when he tries to trick us. I for one don't truck with demonology. Or pagan idolatry. F-

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  2. Except the night of Walpurgis. That's okay stuff.

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  3. So true oh great oso one... I researched the subject and found this:

    The Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Is Actually Satan.
    1 - Santa is an anagram of Satan.
    2 - Both like to live in extremes of temperature (Santa at the North Pole, Satan in Hell's eternal fire and brimstone).
    3 - Both know whether you have been naughty or nice
    4 - If you're bad, Santa gives you a lump of coal, Satan make you sit on burning coal.
    5 - Satan has his horned minions and helpers, Santa has his reindeer and elves.
    6 - Both appear dressed in red.
    7 - Santa is known as Saint Nick, Satan is known as Old Nick.
    8 - Both exist in ancient legends from many cultures.
    9 - Santa is real .... so is Satan.
    10 - Both try to attract young children to them, Santa with presents, Satan with promises of wicked fun.

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