Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Batteries and Flashlights

The flashlight without a battery
Is like pork without the beans
It's like a pillow without a case,
It's like falling without a dream

Never go into a cave
With a flashlight and no batteries
Sometimes there are bears in there
To be charged with assault and battery.

1 comment:

  1. I don't like how you spread your anti-bear propaganda. I often go into bear caves, and engage in colloquial conversation. You need to stop being so xenophobic. F-