I know something I shouldn't
A friend told me last week.
I promised I wouldn't say
That he was born from circus freaks
Another told me not to tell
About a problem he has
Keep it on the extreme DL
His backyard has crab grass.
Seriously, if anyone found out
About what I already know
People would totally freak out
If I knew there were real UFOs.
I'm glad you can trust me
With every secret you know
I promise not to tell your mom
You do crack and blow.
The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.
ReplyDeleteHow about THEM apples?
F to the minus.