I cried myself to sleep tonight
Just to see if I could.
About half the way through,
I figured out where I stood.
A theatrical thespian,
I must say I'm awesome
I can cry with the best of them
T'day I audition to be an opossum
Don't cry for me,
I can do it myself.
Thespian and actor,
I will always get the part . .- elf.