What's the big deal?!

So I took an extra cookie,
What's the big deal?
I then went to the store and took a small grape,
What's the big deal?
I then took a man's credit card,
What's the big deal?
I used it to by a car,
What's the big deal?
I tied up a dude, to take his yacht,
What's the big deal?
I then burned down a Walmart to get some free TV's
What's the big deal?
I then ran naked all over the state shooting a bunch of moose,
What's the big deal?
I was read my Miranda rights,
Is this a big deal?
I then was sentence to 3 decades in jail,
Yeah, that's a big deal.
I told the judge I wanted,
To make him a deal
I said I'd give him magic beans for my freedom
He said okay.