I woke up this morning, wondering how to win
Shall I play the drums, and get good at them, Jim?
"No you should not. That's a stupid thing to do,
You suck at rhythm, and you'll turn us all blue."
'Okay, I said to him, while shutting the door hinge,
I'll go right ahead, and peel this ripe orange'
See that? I rhymed with orange!