Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I know the muffin man

I know the muffin man,
His name is Nigel
He gives me muffins today
Because that is his goal.

One day I ate a piece
It tasted like it smelled
Like a giant blueberry delight
So good that I yelled.

He told me to stop it,
Cause I was being loud.
I said he should just shut up
So I was beaten by a crowd.

I don't go back anymore
So I tried to make my own
I wasn't successful at it
The proportion I had blown. ....... it.....out of.
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1 comment:

  1. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

    At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

    Everyone reading it is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may the Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your soul.