I admit I like to eat spam
I admit I like to eat ham
I admit I like to eat turkey
I know it does sounds a little quirky.
I admit I like to dine on oats,
French fries apples and billy goats.
One time I ate a snail
It made me want to ride a whale.
Sometimes when I’m sad I eat
Pretzels crackers and shredded wheat.
Don’t judge me or I’ll eat you
Boil you up into my stew.