Once there was a walrus,
He needed to build a house.
He only had fat flippers
And a bad case of the gout
A carpenter came up to him
and asked if he could stay
The walrus said he had no house,
So the carpenter couldn’t play.
The carpenter then said something
That the walrus couldn’t believe
He said he could build a house
But because he was such a jerk he said he wouldn’t. (Also, he had no boards)
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