Spam (the email kind)

I went to my spam, and it asked if I wanted a job

It asked if I wanted a woman

and it asked if I needed a credit card.

It asked if I needed enhancement

food, help, or money

A guy in Nigeria owed me money

And my secret love wanted to meet me.

I have a job, I have a woman

And credit cards are stupid

Enhancement doesn’t work,

I have enough food, help, and washingtons

Nigeria is way too far away

And I have my wife… That’s not a secret.