-Make sure it's not poison
-Unless you already did and are okay with it
If you're ever told to jump off a cliff
-Make sure you're not by one
-Unless the person that told you to do so deserves a shove
If you're ever asked to apologize
-Make sure it was something bad
-Unless you get paid for taking the rap for someone. And it's enough to get a TV from it.
If you ever are asked to babysit
-Make sure they pay you a fair share
-Unless you can get more from the sale of the baby
I can't help but notice a lack of resolve. You are platitudinously trying to laugh away a very clear lack of moral fiber, with so cracked a foundation. Also, selling babies is illegal and immoral. I'd pray to the Spaghetti Monster in the Sky for your soul, if I believed in either. F-
ReplyDeleteI get your header graphic, now. You're sowing the seeds of badness, just like how irritating dandelions spread...
ReplyDeleteThat is so true.
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