I'm sorry I threw the refrigerator out,
And threw some dog guts at the spout.
Sorry I arranged a marriage for Spock
Changed a tire, but took out the shocks.
Sorry I blamed global warming on your Dad,
Cut down a tree with a fish, that was real bad.
Sorry I frisbee-d your fine china in France
I wanted to win a bet, I took a bad chance
I sniffed some markers, till I got high
Went to church naked, and slapped someone's thigh.
I also broke wind, in my job interview
He coughed and choked, on his own spew.
I try really hard, this weekend wasn't bliss
Even though I'll do it again, I need your forgiveness.