I love peanut butter more than life.
I wanted to marry it for my wife
Skippy, Jif, or Peter Pan,
I eat it with a marzipan.
I ate it one time, without any guilt
I ate it one time, while standing on stilts.
One time I used it, for gasoline
It didn't work, I tried to go green.
It ruined my car, it broke it real good
It'll be really expensive, to fix under the hood.
Turns out I hate the stuff, I won't care anymore
Peanut butter sucks. I get Nutella at the store.