Monday, January 24, 2011

Peanut Butter

I love peanut butter more than life.
I wanted to marry it for my wife
Skippy, Jif, or Peter Pan,
I eat it with a marzipan.

I ate it one time, without any guilt
I ate it one time, while standing on stilts.
One time I used it, for gasoline
It didn't work, I tried to go green.

It ruined my car, it broke it real good
It'll be really expensive, to fix under the hood.
Turns out I hate the stuff, I won't care anymore
Peanut butter sucks. I get Nutella at the store.

1 comment:

  1. A love triangle between peanut butter and Nutella. Such a beautiful thing! Stuffed to the brim with messages of life and love if only you read between the lines. This poem truly urges you to reflect on life and become a better person because of it. Bravo.