STD's

I was told my computer,
Had an STD
I took it to the nerdy patrol
To see what it could be.

He told me my computer
was the fastest on the planet.
It had a lot of gigabites
And gave a lot of mana

I couldn't believe my heart,
When I learned what it meant.
STD wasn't what I'd thought,
It was 'Super Terrific Deathcomputer'

And that means it's good.