Friday, January 27, 2012

Simile #2

The bird flies like: A budget airline that skipped it's aircraft maintenance records to save money and a volcano erupted just now in the flight path and they didn't have enough time to move around the plume and the engines had a lot of dust and rocks and stuff in it, oh, and it exploded too, but there was a guy inside that had a parachute company but he didn't have any of his inventory on him.

1 comment:

  1. Southwest. You get yourself between two Danish guys I tell you that's why the chick comes around and asks if you need a drink.