Why fishing sucks so bad.

This poem has been submitted ala Chris Hupp: 


I like fish

It tastes gross
It smells gross
It looks gross

I don't like fish, but fishing is fun

Babies

Babies have diapers,
they have faces,
and stare.


Babies don't know things,
like math, geography,
or Cher

Ding!
My alarm goes off

Ring!
My buddy is calling me

Cha Ching!
He wants money.

Sting!
I put him down for being poor

Bling!
I shine him my gold chain

Cling!
He does to me because he's lonely

Budum Ching!
It's a joke--I don't have gold chains ....... or money .........or friends

Two things at once

Try to focus,
Try all you can
When you do two things at once, my friend
Occasionally you make Spam.

I tried one time to write and sing
To light and swing, but my arm it stings.

Another time I tried to jump
I fell on my rump, right on a stump

Twice I ran, kicked a man,
He shot my mam, and now I'm remorseful about that.

The Worst Poem Ever

Hurry and run

It's a big dog

Go really fast

Wait, it's a pig.