Friday, September 16, 2011

Two things at once

Try to focus,
Try all you can
When you do two things at once, my friend
Occasionally you make Spam.

I tried one time to write and sing
To light and swing, but my arm it stings.

Another time I tried to jump
I fell on my rump, right on a stump

Twice I ran, kicked a man,
He shot my mam, and now I'm remorseful about that.

1 comment:

  1. I am honestly not surprised that you are incapable of doing two things, such as chewing gum and walking.

    While writing this, I am using only one hand, chewing gum, singing along to a song, and dancing a merry jig. While juggling fire with the other hand.