I walked out side my house today,
And was hit by a cream pie
I went to work with a nice suit,
It got ruined with tie-dye.
I ate lunch with four buddies
2 of them changed religion
That's not so bad itself,
But they threw me in a dungeon.
Just before I clock out,
My manager says to me
You're getting kinda fat for this,
Clean out your desk and leave
On my way home today
I went to binge on fast food
I ordered my food and paid,
And found out my wife's a dude.
I wasn't feeling very good
About this day at all
stupid April, stupid fools,
revenge will come - in the fall.
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