Mtire

I didn't sleep well last night,
Mtire

Spongbob's not on,
Mbore.

McDonalds is closed,
Mungry

I face was burned as a kid,
Mugly.

I was robbed on the street,
Mpor.

So it doesn't matter if McDonalds is closed because I was robbed and don't have money.
Mwakhom.

Remember When

Remember when it happened this way
When it should have happened THIS way?
Well, it happened this way
When I told you it should have happened THIS way.

Now that it has happened this way,
So and so is expecting it to happen THIS way.
Happening this way isn't what he was expecting.
Next time, make sure it happens THIS way.

The Truth Doesn't Listen

I learned my lesson, long ago.
Actually, only in the last 10 minutes.

My lesson was to never diet,
Actually it was to diet sometimes.

Then I learned how awesome I am
Except when I'm in the company of terrorists.

I told everyone that I didn't eat the yogurt
When I merely absorbed it with diffusion

I told everyone that I was immovable,
But just this morning I walked to the shower

I told everyone that I was clear-minded
When actually my brain is full of grey matter.

I also assumed people knew my name
But I wasn't wearing my name-tag at the seminar.

It turns out that you should tell the truth
Except when the truth won't listen.

Being sick

I've been sick for a while.
I'm not in denial
My face is on fire
Don't call me a liar

I have real bad gas
I was told by my lass
My ears might explode
My skin is like a toad.

My eye is all puffy
My nose is all stuffy
My joints ache like heck
My cars in a wreck

That last part doesn't matter
That my car is now splattered
Cause I'm talking 'bout how I'm sick
Not my car's plight, that was a trick.

Haiku #14

You know what I like?
Ice cream with spinach and nails
On second thought-------gross.

How To Fix A Rebel

I admit it I like stuff
I like to play rough
Fighting isn't enough
I also grow some scruff

My mom wants me to change
But I'll be at the firing range
I know I look strange
Sorry my name is 'Grange'

I should not be so sick
Cause people say I'm a prick
Maybe listen to LDS music
I learn some magic trick

I'm sure I'll do something
To make my mom grin
Go to a class called 'spin'?
Nah, forget it.