I knew a guy named Art.
He was good with his medium in art.
When he told me what he did, I did fart,
Because he painted with his own butt fart.
I'm all like, what? that is gross
But his income he did gross
Millions of dollars in cash
In his mattress he did cache.
Then one day he drew,
A picture of a guy named Drew
It was so good that he won
The award for being number one.