Haiku #18

Hi, Haiku 18!
Glad you could make it today.
You're worse than 15.

Cap'n Crunch

I swear if I hear you chew your food,
I'll be sad and do some stuff.

I knew a kid who chewed his food,
Little did he know, he was in the hood.

One guy didn't like it, not for lunch
He busted a cap'n the crunch.

Happy Stool Day

Congratulations, you've made it to today.
It's stool day, of course, not to be confused with 'poo day'.

You see, stool day is about chair-like things
And poo day is about poo type things.

So sit in your stool, today
And don't poo in your chair, okay?

The plastic bottle to the rescue

Too many people,
complain about trash
'It's all up in my business'
'It smells real bad, that stash!'

However, you don't know.
That it saves lives as well
Like the bottle that saved
A whole pod of whales.

A shark was super hungry,
And came upon the group.
Instead of eating the whales,
He choked on a bottle, in the soup.

So to all you tree huggers
You have to pick and choose.
Shall you save the whales?
Or let the shark make them lose?

Two Canaries

Two canaries, sat out to fly.
One with the wind, the other too high.

The one with the wind, traveled really far
Across the landscape, to say 'Hi' to Jafar.

The other one flew, And rose really high.
He traveled no distance and fell to die

'Badum ching' is the sound, he made when he hit
He hit a drum set, just like a joke from a bit.

Mostly Made up words--- but it's about a dog.

Do grables woggs through briglest?

Forseal, prisp does flay.

Hear twingle, grasp the ronglot,

And ostrich helps the tray.