Spanksgiving day Poem

It's now time to think Thanksgiving,
The best time of year
We drink a lot of turkey juice
And eat a lot of beer

We gather round the table,
And say for what, we have thanks
I said I liked my new pets,
Which were 5 giant snakes

When my mom found out I had them,
She crazied-out, unforgiving,
I'll never forget that year,
I had my first 3-hour Spanksgiving

Spiders and Webs

I am a spider today
I spin webs, get bugs, and sit.
As a spider today,
That's all I do...

Kinda of a sucky life
Now that I think of it
Just do three things
Wait, four, I die too.

In 5 minutes time

In exactly 5 minutes,
The workday is done.
I'll clock out of here,
And head all the way home

I'll watch a TV show,
I'll perhaps eat some snow,
I'll go to bed soon,
And to it all again.

But then the world exploded.

The worst Halloween Poem ever

Halloween Spalloween
You think you're so scary

Halloween Schmaloween
You're actually quite contrary

Halloween Galloween
With death and gore you're obsessed

Halloween Blaggosmickerweeen
But you also dress up as a princess?