Sharing, Sharing

As kids we learned,
That sharing was fun
We gave and were praised
Especially by nuns.

As we got older we learned
To ask kids to share
When we did we were praised
As good parents for sure.

The truth it it sucks
Sharing leaves us in duress
It's not nice to do
If I now have less

Funny Poetry

I'm sure poems exist
That make one laugh real hard

I'm sure jokes exist,
That make sensitives cry

I'm sure there's a solution
To everyone's problems

If laughter is the best medicine,
Then I overdosed.

One bottle of pop

One bottle of pop
Two bottles of pop
Three bottles of pop
You're getting fat.

Five bottles of pop
Six bottles of pop
Seven bottles of pop
You popped.

WHAT IS THIS?!

I came home today, to find the house all clean
WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?!

I left work today, so see I got paid
WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO?!

I went to Wendy's to get a Frosty
WHY DID YOU GIVE ME TWO??!

I went to anger management
I FOUND OUT I YELL FOR STUPID REASONS!

One Dollar

There are a lot of things I can do
For one dollar

There are a lot of things I won't do
For one dollar.

I would write a poem
Sit on a throne
Eat an ice cream cone
Give you a loan
-For one dollar

I won't eat a salad
Write a ballad
Have a fine palate
Raise shallots
-For one dollar