I ordered a pizza today,
I thought it was quite yummy,
So yummy in fact,
I bought another for my tummy
The second one's gone,
It is quite delish,
I think I'll get a third,
And put in on my dish
The third one is just as great
It is all over my face.
Perhaps four isn't enough,
I'll buy my own pizza place.
I eat every pizza that comes,
I have made no money.
Until a TV guy came in
And thought the sight was quite funny
He gave me millions of dollars
To show how I can eat.
Man v Food guy,
Every time, you, I will beat.
Turns out I put crack in my pizza
And it's really not that good.
I'm addicted to my topping,
Now I'm skinny, like I should.
Confirming what I have always said.
ReplyDeleteYou are a degenerate drug user that should be ashamed of himself.
You should look at yourself in a mirror, or in the reflection of your glassy foul crack vomit puddle, and try to be better than you are now.
That's my $0.02. That's two cents, which is a cash amount and a common colloquial phrase.