Unconventional Basketball

When I watch TV
I usually eat a peach
Only when they're in season though,
Because other times they're not in reach

Whenever I finish eating them
I'm always in a pickle.
There's the issue of the peach pit
Stupid things are so fickle.

Instead of walking to the kitchen,
To throw in the garbage like a bother,
I play some living room basket ball
With the cup, apparently full of water.

Okay fine. We get it

I really don't like your peas and carrots

I really don't like your rice and beans

When it comes to eating, I'm still a noob

Forget these solids, I still want boob. 

If a picture could talk

If a picture could talk,
Would it cry?
Would it sing?

If a picture could talk,
How long would it go?
Would it matter?

If a picture could talk
Is 1000 words enough?
I asked one once.

It didn't reply,
So, I'm assuming no.
Zero words is enough.

Haiku #19

Wish upon a star
 Don't wish upon a fire
 Your wish will kill you

Summer is over

We burned a hole
In all our faces
In all our clothes
In all our skins

We burned a hole
In all our wallets
In all our tv's
And all our lunches

Fall is coming
It's about stinking time
So we can stop burning stuff
Except for leaves.