Repeat

I do know Pete

Don't ask to repeat. 

I shall do it only once

Next time just say 'what?'

(because to ask: 'Please sir, would you be so kind to repeat what you said' is stupider than, 'what?')

(Also, explaining jokes and poems is lame. I'll only do it a few more times..... maybe 10. Or more. Or less, but it will definitely be a number of times.)

I have a cell phone

I'm looking around my desk
I have a cell phone there
Sometimes I use it, At times I lose it,
But it always has a glare.

One time I called my mother
She asked me who it was.
I told her who, But she didn't knew
It was a butt dial while on the loo.

Singing songs of joy and digestion

Oooooooh! I sing a song
Laaaaaaaa! I'm singing it proud
Dooooooo! I lure you in with my subtlety
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Now you are in my trap

'This is the soooong that never eeeends'
Now you slowly die of insanity.

Itchy But . . .

I am itchy but . . .

I kinda am a nut.

I'm stuck here in this rut, 

Otherwise known as a butt. 

Listening to music

I am listening to music,
It has sad lyrics for sure.
I think I'll change the song, though
Because it's melody cannot lure.

Actually, I think I'm happy
I'll change to a song with this
I just want to dance and sing once
Cause I'm in a state of bliss

WHO ATE MY CHEETOS?!
Oh, man, I'm super angry now
Let me listen to some Satan Death Punk
So I can burn those that eat muh cheetoes!

Oh wait, here it is. Fell in my belly button.