-Make sure it's not poison
-Unless you already did and are okay with it
If you're ever told to jump off a cliff
-Make sure you're not by one
-Unless the person that told you to do so deserves a shove
If you're ever asked to apologize
-Make sure it was something bad
-Unless you get paid for taking the rap for someone. And it's enough to get a TV from it.
If you ever are asked to babysit
-Make sure they pay you a fair share
-Unless you can get more from the sale of the baby
