Alphabet #3

A is for 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Or the sound I made when I jumped out of the airplane
B is for 'Bowels,' or what released once I found out my parachute didn't work
C is for 'crap' or what I said and released on the way down.
D is for 'dream' or what I wished I had, but I didn't wake up with the falling feeling
E is for 'earth' or what is coming up quickly.
F is for the 'F' word, or what I was wanting to say but didn't because that wouldn't have been a nice last word to say.
G is for 'God' or whom I might meet soon
H is for 'height of 18,000 feet' or the amount of space I have to think about what to do
I is for 'idea' cause now I have one
J is for 'jacket' or what I'm about to take off
K is for 'kite' or what I might want to make the jacket into to make it so I don't fall so fast
L is for 'little' for the amount of time I have.
M is for 'Monkey' or what I looked like trying to take of the jacket
N is for 'Now I have it! I'll just aim for the mashed potato mountain!!'
O is for 'One mile away' or how far  it was from me at this point
P is for 'pavement, or what I hit instead'
Q is for 'quickly' or how long it took me to not live anymore.
R is for 'really no point in continuing, you know the end of the story. It didn't work. The mashed potato mountain was actually a low-lying cloud.'

Alphabet #3

A is for Arithmetic,
B is for Body Building
C is for Crafts and
D is for Dominoes.
E is for Exercise
F is for Fluid Dynamics
G is for Geology
H is for Hellenic history.
I is for igloo construction
J is for Juxtapositioning.
K is for kick boxing
L is for lumbar supporting
M is for metric system
N is for Napping during a living room fight
O is for opening a can of soda in space
P is for peering through a muddy telescope
Q is for questioning the authority of an astrophysicist that also is good at water polo.
R is for resisting arrest for unauthorized velcro wearing when the cops wear the opposite velcro attachment on their hands
S is for steering away from elephants in a snowstorm.
T is for trusting satanic cults
U is for unveiling the secrets of the universe
V is for vacationing on the moon and also Albania in the same week
W is for waiting for the cows to come home on the back of flying pigs
X is for x-raying a broken coccyx without laughing
Y is for yodeling naked in a loincloth and eating Saltines
Z is for zeroing in on what this list is all about......

Yes, my friends, it is a list of things I personally find hard to do.

Alphabet #2

A is for always which is where time is at
B is for beyond or what doesn't exist past infinity
C is for clear wich is absence of anything
D is for divided which is a line between what is.
E is for everything which is impossible to fathom
F is for forever which is outside time's dimension
G is for Galaxy, something rather small within significance
H is for heliocentric which is far from accurate 'universally'
I is for 'is this poem gonna end soon?
Y is for 'yes, it is'
Z is for zoinks. I dunno why.

The Alphabet #1

A is for Author, the guy writing this poem

B is for Ben, the name of the author

C is for crappy, the style of this poem

D is for the grade I’d get if I turned this in at school

E is for Mrs Ellis, the teacher I turned this in to,

F is for the grade she almost gave me, but I cried and she had mercy

G is for glad, the feeling I felt after that happened

H is for happy, which is less than glad

I is for igloo, the house I never lived in

J is for ‘just joking’ I live in one last year

K is for klown, the way I used to spell it

L is for laugh, or what kids did when I spelled it wrong

M is for mistake, the thing I made when I spelled the real word wrong.

N is for ‘no this has nothing to do with what you’ve been talking about’

O is for ‘oh, I’m sorry, I’ll get back on track then’

P is for Poem, or the original thing we were talking about

Q is for quit, or what I’ll do after the z letter

R is for rhombus, cause I saw one today just before I turned in the poem

S is for soup, or what we were eating when I told my mom I got a D

T is for ticked off because my mom was that .

U is for ‘upstairs’ because that is where my room is that my mom told me to go to

V is for volume because my mom’s voice had that

W is for ‘why didn’t I just use ‘voice’ in the previous thing for ‘v”

X is for x-ray, because it always just is.

Y is for ‘you better stop writing this poem’

Z is for ‘zzz’ cause that is what you’re all saying, even though snoring sounds more like ‘kkkkkgoooh kkkkgggooooh’ which has no z’s in it.