Two Hearts

Also Published on facebook's Fan Page!

If I was a heart, 
My color would be blue.
My partner's would be red,
We'd walk till we were dead.

I'd be sad,
She'd be glad,
We'd run we'd skip,
We'd trot, we'd trip.

She'd laugh,
I'd sigh,
I'd fish,
She'd cry.

I'd wonder,
She'd whisper,
I'd be all like: "What?!"
She'd be like: "I don't like fish, doy!"

Serbian sage

From The Facebook Fan Page!

Submitted by Joe Konzak

There once was a Serbian sage
Who home-brewed the Electric Age
But Edison trolled him
And freaking outsold him
So he locked himself up in a cage

Why are you banging on my door?

From Facebooks Fan Page!

Why are you banging on my door?
I can't seem to figure out,
Who on earth is banging on the door,
They seem to want to come in here,
And are yelling with a roar

They seem to be mad at something,
And really want to come in,
I'm not sure they like me much,
They say something about, punching my "chin"

Maybe I'll open the door,
To see what their problem is,
Perhaps I'll ask my chat room friends,
To get their ideas on this.

After a while or so, the man seems to stop,
I decide to try the door, I start to perspire,
Turns out he wanted to shower,
Since he apparently was on fire.

Roses are Red #1

From Facebook's Bad Poetry Page!

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue
The chicken crossed the road
Because that's where it's sandwich was.

Why are you banging on my door?

I can't seem to figure out,

Who on earth is banging on the door,

They seem to want to come in here,

And are yelling with a roar

They seem to be mad at something,

And really want to come in,

I'm not sure they like me much,

They say something about, punching my "chin"

Maybe I'll open the door, 

To see what their problem is,

Perhaps I'll ask my chat room friends,

To get their ideas on this.

After a while or so, the man seems to stop,

I decide to try the door, I start to perspire,

Turns out he wanted to shower, 

Since he apparently was on fire.